Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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