I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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