No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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