But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
So much Jack, so little girl.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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