He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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