You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I'm having to shit out rocks
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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