Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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