we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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