I'm pants shitting drunk right now
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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