What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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