I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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