no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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