you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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