we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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