new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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