Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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