HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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