"it" just moved
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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