who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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