I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
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I AM VODKA MAN
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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