I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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