Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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