Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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