What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
