If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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