remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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