This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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