At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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