Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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