And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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