we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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