honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
