awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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