I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
can u get pink eye on your cock?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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