yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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