Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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