Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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