just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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