i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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