with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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