No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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