Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Randomize
