is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize
