Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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