Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
