capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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