I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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