i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
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I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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