It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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