Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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