Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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