singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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