If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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