Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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