So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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