So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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