ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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