so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Randomize